Manual del vago

LOS DIEZ MANDAMIENTOS DE UN VAGO

1. Se nace cansado y se vive para descansar.
2. Ama a tu cama como a ti mismo.
3. Si ves a alguien descansar, AYUDALO.
4. Descansa de día para que no puedas dormir de noche.
5. El trabajo es sagrado, NO LO TOQUES.
6. Aquello que puedas hacer mañana, NO LO HAGAS HOY.
7. Trabaja lo menos que puedas, lo que tengas que hacer QUE LO HAGA OTRO.
8. Calma, nunca nadie murió por descansar.
9. Cuando sientas el deseo de trabajar, SIENTATE y espera a que te pase.
10. Si el trabajo es salud, QUE TRABAJEN LOS ENFERMOS.

 Me describen a la perfección xDDD.

 PD: Alguna de estas frases las debo incorporar a mi lista...

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[marcelo - 06 de julio de 2009 - 20:41]

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[Anónimo - 18 de septiembre de 2008 - 23:11]

tiene mas
porfabor

[sEr - 03 de junio de 2006 - 13:31]

Es verdad, siempre que no racionalices que la muerte sea un descanso mas ;), entonces es continuar una vida eterna de descanso xD.

Otro pa tí!

[Anna - 03 de junio de 2006 - 11:16]

JUAJUAJUA!!!! Que tio!! Son buenos son buenos!

8. Calma, nunca nadie murió por descansar.- Pero no hay nada más triste que esperar tu hora sabiendo que no has hecho nada de probecho o nada de lo que estés orgulloso. A menos que estés orgulloso de tu maravilloso descanso.

Un beso xalao!

[sEr - 01 de junio de 2006 - 20:18]

A mi es que no me surge siquiera el deseo de trabajar, por eso no la he puesto en mis frases ;).

[trustux - 01 de junio de 2006 - 19:55]

xDD muy bueno, el Nº 9 genial :p